The little boy was learning to recite the pledge of allegiance at school.
Walking home that afternoon, he pulled his hand away from his Continue reading Pledge of Allegiance
The little boy was learning to recite the pledge of allegiance at school.
Walking home that afternoon, he pulled his hand away from his Continue reading Pledge of Allegiance
Two men with identical qualifications were competing for the same job. In order to decide which man would be hired, both men were brought in and a test of 75 questions was administered.
After grading the test, it was announced that even though both men missed the same question, one man was definitely more qualified than the other.
“How can that be?!” demanded the man who was not hired. “We both only missed one question!”
Continue reading The Interview
The Sunday school teacher asked the little boy if he believed in God.
“Oh yes!” he said with great enthusiasm.
“Well, why do you believe in God?”
Continue reading Runs in the Family
She wears lace,
He brings flowers.
Selfless acts, unmatched powers.
Kisses blown
And winks returned.
Playful acts, love’s joy is learned.
Holding hands,
All snuggled up.
Continue reading Romance
An aging man called the Social Security office to inquire about his wife’s benefits after retirement.
“She has worked all her life to make me happy,” explained the man.
“That’s nice,” said the government worker, “but has she ever worked Continue reading Living Worthwhile
The little boy entered the Hallmark card shop. “Can I help you, son?” asked the friendly man behind the counter. The boy was shy and only shrugged his shoulders. “Well,” asked the man, “are you looking for a Continue reading Grace
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, Cindy sucked in her breath and exclaimed “Do you see that?!” Startled by her reaction, I glanced around in a panic. We were approaching a busy intersection and I fully expected to see another vehicle about to hit us.
I followed Cindy’s finger as she excitedly pointed out the window. Thankfully, I discovered that her startled look came not from an Continue reading Startled by God!
It was a dreary morning. My heart sank as I peered out the window. The thick gray sky robbed my heart of its hope. “Gonna be one of those days,” I thought.
Just then, two small birds flew across the dull gray canvas God had placed in the sky. They were the only life, the only animation to be Continue reading Window Watching 6
It’s Christmas in the air, can you tell it?
It’s turkey on the stove, can you smell it?
Colored lights everywhere, can you see ‘em?
Santa stuck on the roof, will you free him?
Presents wrapped ‘neath the tree, will you get one?
Continue reading Christmas in the Air
A kind old farmer loved his farm animals very much. Over the years, the caring man had sacrificed much to protect and provide for each of them.
On the day before his 75th birthday, all the animals met in the barn to discuss the celebrations. Many ideas were shared, then the donkey raised his head and brayed a suggestion that everyone liked. Continue reading If You Were on the Menu